Donny Jr, Sleaze

Donald Trump, Jr., Drawing by Nicole Jeffords

Donny Jr certainly makes a lot of noise. Very enthusiastic about his daddy, he goes everywhere he can speechifying — if you want to call his loud (hectoring) voice yelling out catch phrases bona fide attempts at actual speeches. Certainly he’s considering a run for the presidency, perhaps in 2024, but based on what? Holding aloft the bloody tails of elephants he shot down on big game hunting trips in Zimbabwe? Or trying to set up meetings with Russian “officials” to get the dirt on Hillary in the summer of 2016? Or trying to foment stuff about Hunter Biden? Guy’s a sleaze. And, as rumor has it, a coke head — just look at those chronically red-tinged eyes!